Christmas Calories Don't Count - Red

🎅 Christmas Calories Don’t Count.  Say it louder for the cookie lovers in the back—because holiday treats don’t come with guilt, just joy.

This festive flour sack towel triples the cheer with its embroidered mantra stacked three times in bold, merry lettering. “Christmas” swirls in classic black cursive, while “CALORIES” and “COUNT” shout in bright red block letters. Nestled between them, “don’t” pops in playful magenta script, flanked by two red gingerbread men who are clearly here for the sugar rush. With yellow buttons, icing-trimmed limbs, and cheeky smiles, they’re the perfect partners in crime for your holiday indulgence.

Anchoring the towel is a whimsical border bursting with gingerbread charm. Red cookie men dance across a golden-brown background, each one iced to perfection and surrounded by scattered red and green dots. It’s a sweet, nostalgic nod to holiday baking and the joyful chaos of Christmas kitchens.  "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" 

Crafted from soft, absorbent flour sack cotton, this towel is ready to dry dishes, wrap up baked goodies, or simply hang around looking fabulous. It’s machine washable and durable enough to survive the stickiest of candy cane catastrophes.

Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite dessert rebel or keeping it for your own cookie-fueled countdown, this towel is a delicious reminder that holiday calories are just festive confetti. "Christmas Calories Don’t Count."