Christmas Calories Don't Count

Christmas Calories Don’t Count. Because let’s be honest—if it’s shaped like a gingerbread man, it’s basically a holiday hug.

This cheeky flour sack towel triples the fun with its embroidered mantra stacked three times in bold, festive lettering. “Christmas” swirls in elegant black cursive, “CALORIES” and “COUNT” shout in vibrant red block letters, and “don’t” adds a playful twist in magenta script. Flanking the phrase are two smiling gingerbread men, decked out in turquoise buttons, white icing trim, and enough charm to make you reach for another cookie without guilt. "Christmas Calories Don’t Count." 

And the border? Pure gingerbread whimsy. A parade of cookie men dances across a warm brown background, each one iced to perfection with red buttons and happy faces. Scattered red and green dots add a sprinkle of holiday magic, making this towel feel like a scene straight out of a sugarplum dream.

Made from soft, absorbent flour sack cotton, it’s perfect for drying dishes, wrapping baked goods, or hanging as a sassy seasonal accent. Machine washable and ready to handle all your holiday messes—no judgment, just joy.

Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite dessert rebel or keeping it for your own cookie-fueled countdown to Christmas, this towel is a sweet reminder that some rules were made to be broken… especially the delicious ones.  "Christmas Calories Don’t Count."